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  The back cover of J for C Programmers says of the front cover,
  "... some personalities related to 'J' ".

   

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J. Jonah Jameson

     

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Andrew Jackson

   

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J. Paul Getty

   

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Barbara Jordan

   

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John Jacob Astor IV

   

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Joseph Stalin ("Uncle Joe")

   

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The Jackson 5

   

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Jay Leno

   

4.

   

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Jay Gould

   

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Janis Joplin

   

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Emperor Julian

   

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Justin Morgan

   

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Jimmie Walker (or J.J. Evans, Jr.)

   

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Scott Joplin

   

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Joseph McCarthy ("Tail Gunner Joe")

   

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Jason

   

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James Joyce

   

9.

Jelly Roll Morton

   

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St. John Chrysostom

   

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Jane Austen

   

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Julius Erving ("Dr. J")

   

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Jay-Z

   

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Jesse James

   

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J.J. Thomson

   

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Samuel Johnson

   

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Stonewall Jackson

   

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Jennifer Lopez ("J.Lo")

   

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Emperor Justinian

   

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John Jay

HenryRich wrote:

David's watch was not working. He remembered passing a little shop with clocks and watches in the window, so he took the watch in for repair.

"Can I help you?" asked the man behind the counter.

"I want this watch repaired," said David.

"I'm sorry. I don't repair watches."

"Well, how much for a new one then?" asked David.

"I don't sell watches."

"You don't sell watches?"

"No, I don't sell watches."

"Clocks, you sell clocks then? How much for a clock?"

"I don't sell clocks."

David was getting exasperated. "You don't sell watches, you don't sell clocks?"

"No, I'm a mohel [a person who does circumcisions]," replied the man.

"Then why do you have all those clocks and watches in the window?"

"If you were a mohel, tell me, what would you put in your window?"

Anyway, I thought it would provide better entertainment than most things I could put there.

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