Empty Array Jokes
||I’d like to have strawberries without cream.|
||We haven’t any cream.|
||Do you have any yogurt?|
||Sure, we have yogurt.|
||Okay, I’ll have them without yogurt.|
||What price are your pork chops?|
||$5.98 per pound.|
||That’s outrageous! Mr. Schmidt, down the street,
charges only $3.98 per pound.|
||Why don’t you buy them from Mr. Schmidt, then?|
||He’s all out of them today.|
||Lady, when I’m all out of chops,
I charge only $2.98 for them.|
||I have made an astounding discovery!
On the basis of my investigation of the pyramid of Cheops,
I find that the ancient Egyptians knew all about wireless radio.|
How did you determine that?
||In all my investigations, I never found any wire.|
First appeared in APL Quote-Quad,
Volume 12, Number 2, 1981-12; APL Quote-Quad, Volume 13, Number 2, 1982-12.
last updated: 2009-07-20 14:25